This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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