We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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