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  Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.

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• whenever i get shitfaced all i want to go is fold my clothes or clean up the house

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:10pm

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• this person must be fuckin retarded if being drunk makes them type better...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:03pm

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• 5:25 It's absolutely possible. I've been wasted before and texting perfectly. It just takes ten minutes to type one sentence and you have to make the world stop spinning so you can proof read it. YAY for drunks in Snohomish county :D Gotta love em.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:27am

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• I'd love to see a REAL text once and a while.... I call bullshit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:14pm

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• It's easy to text well while drunk, it just takes a long time and many proof reads. Most of the time when someone is texting poorly they know they are and are just to lazy to fix it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:13pm

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• the decent typing doesn't bother me, but the use of the word nexus does.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:36pm

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• Living the dream. Wish I could be drunk while the girlfriend made me do chores.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:43pm

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• No one who is that drunk types that well.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:25pm

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  • only non talented people

    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 13, 11 at 12:16am

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• anybody who can, in the same text, say "I'm properly wasted" and use the word "nexus" correctly in a sentence needs to be my friend right now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:56pm

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• Cleaning the house is fun drunk, but way better tripping.....the next day you get to find out where you actually put everything

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:06am

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• and vocabulary

  Submitted by buck06 on Sep 13, 11 at 12:15am

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• i'm so there with you right now!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:22pm

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• You can type perfectly while drunk. Think, if this kid had an iPhone it would've auto-corrected it. Plus, people have texted me while drunk, it's not bad.

  Submitted by Megator on May 12, 11 at 11:38pm

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