Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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