The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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