For those asking why we think he's such a doche, it's because he acts like a douche. He runs around with 50 pounds of god awful jewelry hanging from his neck and 60 pounds of make up, doing magic tricks and acting like he's a rock star when in turn all he is is doing magic tricks. Yeah yeah I heard he has a band but that in no way makes him a rock star. This is only the tip of the douche burg though I'm pretty sure other people have other good various reasons for hating his bitch face.
i want to tie up cris angel with ropes and chains and throw him off the grand canyon. if he lives ill stop bashing him if he dies the world is a better place its win win
You're my new hero, please marry me!!! I don't even care of you're not hot, anyone that punches Cris angel in the balls, is tge fucking coolest person alive!!
so i finally got the pics up
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Chris Angel is the most self absorbed douche I have ever had the displeasure of being in a room with. The only person that loves him more than himself is his fucking mother with her giant criss angel face tattoo'd on her arm
if you think Criss Angel is cool, kill yourself.
it didnt happen though. the pics would be up somewhere if it had. facebook, photobucket, even myspace for crap's sake. didnt happen.
I wish it had though.
most of you guys are being really harsh on criss angel. is there a reason why? becuase i never heard anythiong bad about him, and i hope he was at least doing something horrid when you punched him, like kicking a small child or running a forklift through an old lady...
OH GODS!!! I'd LOOOOVE to do that myself!! Fuckin' dick pissed me off!! Not once, but twice!! I hope it felt as good as I think it would to punch him in the balls. You got these pix posted somewhere??
Whoa he has a dick and balls? Amazing! I watched one episode where he was chained up naked in a jail cell and he had to use "magic" to get out of the chains and break out of the cell...
Yeah he clearly hid the key in his ass or vag. He is lame like Michael jacksons fame
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