i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
