when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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