fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
