Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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