North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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