He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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