It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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