I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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