she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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