I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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