I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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