im about as happy as oj after his trial
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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