Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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