Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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