Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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