Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I have demons in me.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
