how can u be prego again
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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