Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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