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"it" just moved
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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