I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You were trust falling into bushes
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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