did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
this will be a night to untag.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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