is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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