whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
one might say we're banned from that church
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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