I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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