Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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