this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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