Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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