Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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