i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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