Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
