She's JV to your varsity
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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