I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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