I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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