do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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