You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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