i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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