Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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