The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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