i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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