please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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