He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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