physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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