If i come over, it means nothing
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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