Buhtt sex?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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