And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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