worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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