I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The air was thick with penises
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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