So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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