Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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